when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter
I can 300% relate to this
THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE
more important than education
cap 3 is gonna be wild
Notice how Gothel checks Rapunzel’s hair first, not Rapunzel.
notice how Gothel’s a huge bitch
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber
hi dad. you may be wondering why i’m glued to the ceiling
5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser
i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster
i cant believe i watched a 12 minute video of a dude smoking out of a pizza