nicki and sammy

jakemalik:

thanks mom

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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bagmilk:

i thought this bitch was like 12

Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

relahvant:

i wasn’t expecting this but something tells me i should’ve been

ging-ler:

hANS’ REACTION MAKES THIS A MILLION TIMES BETTER

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

methdragon:

be there or 

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