nicki and sammy

gotitforcheap:

my aesthetic? 

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overly photoshopped adam sandler on the cover of click

yoncevevo:

eatmygymshorts:

yoncevevo:

eatmygymshorts:

yoncevevo:

when a bitch is being shady and ur hunty offers to drag ha but youre like

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Is this fucking english

look at this huntyphobia

Seriously? Is this what tumblr is now? I don’t understand what a sentence says and therefore I’m offending you? Please grow up I have no hateful intentions.

this white man is oppressing me

mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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taylordswift:

Amazing

  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

scarftumbls:

ratchet-trolls:

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

im in pain 

This should have come with a trigger warning.

thelaughingmango:

staff:

Your blogs will be deleted if you don’t have the word ‘milk’ incorporated in your URL. We’re trying to support a healthier, more calcium filled diet here on tumblr. Sorry!

but I’m lactose intolerant

xorestesfastingx:

chae-min:

"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.

"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.

queen-bitchass:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE


intensional:

intensional:

My sisters Instagram description makes me nauseous

PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR HER AUTOGRAPH SO SHE LITERALLY POSTED A PICTURE OF HER AUTOGRAPH

jaundiceyeyes:

BRUH

congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-

I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.

dear god, let it be enough