nicki and sammy

#high school musical 4 was really weird :/

#”WE’RE NOT ALL IN THIS TOGETHER… WE NEVER WERE.”

dicktho:

when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter 

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thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE

mollsattacks:

more important than education 

khaleesi:

cap 3 is gonna be wild

super-who-locked-in:

everytanglehasastory:

Notice how Gothel checks Rapunzel’s hair first, not Rapunzel.

notice how Gothel’s a huge bitch

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

hi dad. you may be wondering why i’m glued to the ceiling

buzzfeed:

This is the extremely upsetting truth about baby carrots.

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

charmancler:

starllex:

charmancler:

i cant believe i watched a 12 minute video of a dude smoking out of a pizza

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silvermoon424:

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa